memories

Her angled brows accent her face. Is this malaise, or anxious daze? Regardless, I will give her space.
She says that she is just a cat While slaying gods with stoic nods. I think she may be more than that.
Stride boldly to the dark god's lair What noble steed befits this deed? Of course: the flying gamer chair.
Every date and all of the names. History's not a mystery, When Knowing is your single aim.
What have we wrought, what did we do? A creature stirs and shifts and blurs; What hubris evoluted to.
There's only flame and fresh-picked corn Yet time stands still upon the grill; An instant master chef is born.

of

"Aim for the stars! Shoot for the top!" I shoot five shots, but hits they're not; My aim falls short with a sad "plop."
Stuck in a world that's stuck in time; They celebrate their stagnant fate, But she's imprisoned by their crime.
Her smile hides a blade as keen; You fight in vain. Be cleft in twain, Bamboozled by her vacant mien.
A 50/50 choice of box! Within one lies a useless prize: A small amount of shiny rocks.
All versions of the world are prime. Vague black and white shift left and right And tumble 'round the cube of time.

streams...

Can't skip ahead or back away; It's for the now I make this vow: I'll do my best, day after day.
On jester's day, an entrance grand. Then exit swift, cast to the rift, By gun and haiku she was banned.
Where is she from? What can she do? I do not know, but on this show, She mostly makes a cat turn blue.
A pasta box that's left to rot, Becomes a host for crafty ghosts. (At least those who like cheese a lot.)
At peace 'neath falling leaves and rain, Wield witch's lore and cottagecore To dust the corners of the brain.
That's Cali-Co.

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[ CURRENT STATS ]
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Cali-Co,
Mindful Engineer
of Nickels and Dimes
---Lvl: 13HP: 16Str: 9Mag: 8Dex: 11Spd: 11Def: 13Res: 11Lck: 9Bld: 5Mov: 6
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Affin: Metal

That's still Cali-Co.

cali-co/stream patch notes
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11/21/2025:
- Some more Mystery Event chance reductions.
- Audio balance of most things adjusted.
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10/10/2025:
- Chance for most rare random events has been reduced. If Cali-Co randomly speaks German she has less to say.
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9/15/2025:
- Added one level up quote.
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9/6/2025:
- Updates to the program used for Cali-Co mean she has access to new SSML voice effects. Seehttps://github.com/bikutaa-dev/Shorthand-SSML-BikuEditionfor details.
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8/13/2025:
- Added a Mystery Event to the Magic 8-Ball Redeem.
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8/8/2025 - 8/11/2025:
- Completed work on Cali-Co's modular title for now.
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8/7/2025:
- Adjusted stats window.
- Adjusted Mystery Event chance.
- (Work in progress.) Cali-Co now has a modular title that can change when she gains stats or changes affinity.
- You can type !stats to see Cali-Co's current stats in the stream chat.
This will not show her Affinity or Title in the stream chat, but they will briefly appear on the stream itself.
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8/1/2025:
- Added a hidden command.
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7/29/2025:
- More level-up quotes and elemental affinities have been added. There are currently 34 possible elemental affinities.
Not that Cali-Co has actually gained any EXP yet.
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7/23/2025 - 7/24/2025:
- Cali-Co now gains EXP after redeems based on their costs. Some redeems may influence her Chaos Frame. At 100 EXP she can level up.
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7/22/2025:
- NEW FEATURE: Cali-Co can now level up and increase her stats like a Fire Emblem character.
Her "elemental affinity" may also change.
Her stats will now display here.
As of right this second she can't gain EXP yet but I'm working on it.- at some point in the last month multiple redeems that were disruptive or infrequently used were removed
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6/26/2025:
- fixed an error that allowed cali-co to rapidly recite song lyrics for nearly a minute and a half more than once per stream
- fixed errors that allowed cali-co to stop being blue more easily than intended (sorry cali-co)
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6/25/2025:
- adjusted "text to speech" mystery event
- adjusted mystery event chance for "text to speech" and "pet cali-co"
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6/22/2025:
- added a hidden command
- added two haiku linessecond line: 130 (+2)
total possible haikus: 1,424,930-added three fortunes and added a chance of a small bonus to one (there are now 84)
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6/21/2025:
- added one extra fortune (there are now 81)
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6/17/2025:
- even more pixel art is present
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6/15/2025 - 6/16/2025:
- youtube chat display improved
- NEW REDEEM: "Fortune Telling [Cali-Comikuji] * ""Have Cali-Co read your fortune, Super Mario Bros. Deluxe style!
Receive a Great Blessing, Blessing, Small Blessing, Misfortune or Great Misfortune. Or...? *
Once per viewer per stream. There are currently 80 possible fortunes."- redeems with rare outcomes are now marked with * in their names instead of just in their descriptions
- adjusted description of "Awoo"
- most instances of Cali-Co have been updated to match her new visuals
- intermission info panels have been updated, and a new one has been added
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6/14/2025:
- more pixel art is present than before
- cali-co now audibly enters and exits scenes
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6/9/2025:
- cali-co has learned an additional way to meow
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6/3/2025:
- mystery event added to "background shuffle"
- new redeem: "[Remove Anomalies]." removes any lingering and/or 'mysterious' effects but has a 10 minute cooldown
- "background shuffle" no longer removes any lingering effects
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5/30/2025:
- adjusted probabilities of all rare events (because i learned how that actually works in the program)
- randomized results will be less likely to repeat within the same stream
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5/10/2025:
- added a third, even rarer result for "[DESTROYED]"
- added one haiku linefirst line: 114 (+1)
total possible haikus:1,415,424
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5/1/2025:
- added more haiku linesfirst line: 113 (+3)
second line: 128 (+1)
third line: 97 (+1)
total possible haikus: 1,403,008
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4/26/2025:
- mystery event added to "text to speech"
- cali-co now sort of knows the date and time
- updated a hidden command
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4/17/2025:
- cali-co is now capable of sustained flight*
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4/12/2025:
- cali-co can now detect a specific creature
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Prior to 4/12/2025:
- a bunch of undocumented stuff oops.